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She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
do nipples grow back?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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