you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Can't talk, ducks in the car
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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