i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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