About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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