Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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