Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
You are the jesus of drinking
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Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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