are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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