Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
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Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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