Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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