It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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