why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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