You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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