I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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