If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
