I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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