In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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