It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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