I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
