when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
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Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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