she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
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I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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