I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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