I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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