I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
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