I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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