Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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