What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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