Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I am naked and annoyed.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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