i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
So squirting runs in the family.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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