Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
its not stalking. its research.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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