i barfeds in our rink
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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