Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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