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• (805): View more from California

  I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.

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  You do realize that you broke up with him, right?

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  She announced her abortion via fbk

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.

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• (956): View more from Texas

  Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.

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  Next. Level. Shit.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.

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• (626): View more from California

  My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.

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