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My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable

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Freshman in high school? Just your type

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(408): My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable (818): Freshman in high school? Just your type http://tfl.nu/e4aq

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Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend

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(716): Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend http://tfl.nu/uh4h

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we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.

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(917): we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender. http://tfl.nu/r1fg

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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl

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(914): im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl http://tfl.nu/i1d7

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(216): View more from Ohio

Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played

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(216): Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played http://tfl.nu/8t1m

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As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."

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(716): As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is." http://tfl.nu/8j8j

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Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.

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How have you survived this long?

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Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.

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(479): Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever. (1-479): How have you survived this long? (479): Dumb luck and a deal with the devil. http://tfl.nu/0es8

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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless

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(904): the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless http://tfl.nu/5o22

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Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.

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(248): Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation. http://tfl.nu/xu6p

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There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.

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(575): There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town. http://tfl.nu/m7kt

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Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.

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I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.

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I referred to the cat as amicable.

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(760): Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat. (619): I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race. (760): I referred to the cat as amicable. http://tfl.nu/ls44

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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts

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(619): Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts http://tfl.nu/wt8n

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I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.

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(707): I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy. http://tfl.nu/am87

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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome

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(916): On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome http://tfl.nu/qd8h

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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville

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(217): I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville http://tfl.nu/saxt

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