she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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