Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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