Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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