I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Best friends brother. Beat that.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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