Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Say something about gay babies.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
