"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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