He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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