My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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