Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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