no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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