He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
How naked do you want me to be?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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