How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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