Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
