SEEEEXXX PLEASE
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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