So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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