He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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