Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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