i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Buhtt sex?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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