then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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