Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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