im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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