shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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