Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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