i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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